What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:59
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy